This morning I thought that pranking a fellow co-worker would be real funny. A free ad online and a shit ton of phone calls and texts later, it got real. Needless to say, the recipient of this prank was not at the slightest bit happy. Here is what the ad said:
Ty here, and so many free things that have got to go. I’m looking to get all these free things out the door ASAP.
Why are you giving all this stuff for free Ty?
It’s been said “A man with too much really has nothing at all”. I figure if I get rid of the unnecessary clutter, I will be rewarded with a simpler life. All these items have brought me much joy, I hope you too find that joy when picking up my free stuff.
Here’s what you can come take from me, absolutely free:
Xbox 360/2 controllers/++GAMES. Used to be a real gamer however, after I found myself demanding people to call me by Skyrim name “Angarth”, my wife and I agreed it was time to get that out fast.
H&R Pardner Pump Action Shotgun. Went through a big trapshooting phase, I now know the only way peace can begin to be restored on this earth is by everyone laying down their arms and seeing eye-to-eye.
Loads of DVDs/VHS’s. Way to many to even begin listing titles. I pride myself in being a serious movie buff. Come rummage through the bins for a classic or take them all. Will offer “adult” titles upon request.
Cases of Dinty Moore Beef Stew. May have jumped the gun (notice I’m referencing a previous listing) when I had a pallet delivered. Several months of beef stew being a staple in my diet has provided me with results no living creature would want. What doesn’t leave goes to the Road Home while I spend the next few fort nights purging it from my body.
2’ x 6’ Aquarium NO FISH.
I prefer that you call to arrange pick-up or if you have questions. I cannot stress enough how quickly I want these items gone.